Paint the Baby

a term used to describe the act of smoking illegal herbs whilst pregnant. the baby is "painted". more commonly used to explain that you are very very high.

"are you baked as a cake?"
"man...i'ma paint the baby"

by ianimo May 23, 2016

Baby-Bird Boofing

When some takes a swig of a liquid, preferably alcoholic, then spits it squirt gun style into ones anus

Once at this party, I was Baby-Bird Boofing a full beer with the help of Abigail.

by ElGringoMandingo January 4, 2021

Baby Bisquick

Also: Baby Blow Out and Making Baby Powder.

When two men engage an infant with a sexual manuever called "Chinese fingercuffs" and climax and the same time, causing the infant to burst open or blow up.

A "Baby Bisquick Party", "Baby Blow Out Party", and "Baby Powder Making Party" adds an addition feature by feeding the baby confetti before the onset of the event.

This activity is consider highly illegal and highly immoral. If you are ever invited to one of these, or some stranger asks to borrow your infant for an afternoon, say no and call the authorities.

I asked a frenchmen if he had ever heard of "Baby Bisquick" and when I described the sound it makes at the end, he said that they do it in France all the time.

by Ryan Peroz February 13, 2025

baby pickle

A cucumber

"John calls it a cucumber, but it's a baby pickle."

by iTwAsAnInSiDeJoB August 31, 2017

baby strokes [b-strokes]

some who have sex that well

mr metts got baby strokes b-strokes

by netoyoshi October 21, 2008

Angel baby

Also called Unicorn baby, Rainbow baby, Sunshine baby, Dragon baby,Cloud baby, golden baby or butterfly baby

A child that died under 21 typically Abortion or Still birth

Our angel baby will rest in peace

by 459395 April 7, 2023

2000s Baby

A 2000s baby is someone who was born from January 1st, 2000 to December 31st, 2009. They are not to be confused with 2000s kids, who experienced their childhood in the 2000s decade. Early 2000s babies (2000-2003) are primarily 2000s kids, while mid and late 2000s babies (2004-2009) are 2010s kids.

If you were born in 2008, you are a 2000s baby and a 2010s kid.

by L1lyRoses September 30, 2025