the state of being one step beyond "done", to a hitherto-unseen state of exasperation with existence. Got its name from the state of being on school Zooms on a Friday.
"The physics teacher tried to get the class' attention, but it was a Zoom friday, and no one was paying attention."
by Claudius Hemosphere Taglain November 20, 2020
Get the Zoom Friday mug.When on a video call, you start to talk but stop because the other person starts to talk but they stop to let you talk. This repeats for a few moments as you all say half words but then stop for the other person to say a half word.
Eventually there is an awkward long pause as both parties wait for the other to speak. Then both parties start talking at the same time again resetting the cycle.
A virtual equivalent to trying to move aside in the grocery store aisle to avoid a cart collision but both people move to the same side. Chaos ensues as both people try to find a route out of the way of the others route while not communicating with the other person.
Eventually there is an awkward long pause as both parties wait for the other to speak. Then both parties start talking at the same time again resetting the cycle.
A virtual equivalent to trying to move aside in the grocery store aisle to avoid a cart collision but both people move to the same side. Chaos ensues as both people try to find a route out of the way of the others route while not communicating with the other person.
"Dude I got totally zoomed on a call with my gramma! Was on for half an hour but we only accomplished ten complete sentences."
by K.J. Rolling November 24, 2020
Get the Zoomed mug.The final part of a three stage dance move whereby one propels oneself up into the air with ones feet firmly tucked into the buttock area
Philip was jelping hard to a dance remix of Mysterious Ways by U2 when all of a sudden he threw himself into dumption followed immediately by Zoomation !!!
by Mykonos November 26, 2020
Get the Zoomation mug.That word salad mumbling you do as you're fumbling to switch screens or awkwardly and time-consumingly begin any process on Zoom.
She zoomglished unintelligibly as she tried to pull up the powerpoint video she wanted to see. It started with "Okay, folk, take a look at this, here, it's just right here..wait, gotta close this, hmm, wait, where'd it go? Ah, here it is, nope first have to close this one, mrphgrda...wttheheck...yeah, no, wait....dioedfb...vgrer...adewxawqw... AH, here we go!"
by Luciafer November 27, 2020
Get the Zoomglish mug.Usually younger, they enjoy newer forms of entertainment and music. And they spend enough time online that it can take a toll on them. And this stereotype pisses off older generations.
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020
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by Anonymous [250] November 30, 2020
Get the Zoomaep mug.When Margie's husband walked by in the background in a leather cat costume everyone's zoomeanor kind of changed.
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