self perv

someone who fantasises about themselves to the point they would rather fornicate with themselves than others

"you're a complete self perv!" "stop being a complete self perv"

by munter1 April 5, 2009

Self-Care

Doing your makeup and eating pizza rolls

Hey throw some pizza rolls in the oven, it's a self-care day

by robojay500 June 23, 2021

self care

When millennial women choose to ignore all of the tasks they need to accomplish in favor of screwing over their coworkers, doing culturally-appropriative meditation rituals, and drinking La Croix water. Can also involve rubbing ungodly amounts of coconut oil over their skin and listening to vaporwave music while planning an outing to a gentrified book store or record shop.

"Why did you call into work sick 15 minutes before your shift started?"
"Oh, I was practicing self care."

by frumpadump November 25, 2017

self-pwn

when one humiliates themselves to thepoint point of being pwned

Yo whats up with that kid during class, he is always making stupid comments and self-pwning himslef.

by coopertrooper April 7, 2011

self relient

The act of being able to cover your previous prevarications effectively with new untruths that support the orginal ones in question well enough such that they will no longer be suspect.

Our son has such a great future ahead of him. He is so self relient.

by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007

Self-Sucker

One who loves thyself to the extent of which granted the opportunity, would complete oral sex with oneself.

1) Kanye West is a self-sucker, if given the opportunity, he would suck his own dick
2) Taylor Swift is not a self-sucker, she likely has no penis and is insecure and writes songs about everyone but herself.
3) The president of drama club has extreme self-sucker characteristics.

by President of JMV Mom Fan Club November 15, 2014

Self Defense

The skills you need to master and use to protect yourself from home invasion, robbery, or other personal attack by greasy haired Pachucos, Crips, Bloods, and other criminals.

If you want protect yourself from attacks by Pachucos and other criminals, you have to learn self defense.
Liberals call Self Defense "taking the law into your own hands." They do not want people to defend themselves against criminals.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 26, 2008