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Wayne

There are two types of the man who has this name. The are polar opposites.

The first type is law abiding. He is an honerable & genuine person who has always thought of his future and has saved money for his early retirement at 55.

Because he has always treated himself in a healthy manner, his looks have not changed from the age of 30 to 55.

The second type is very loud, extremely good at lying, manipulating & bullying. This type always has an alcoholic drink in hand or waiting by the front door of the closest liquor store, in anticipation of the door being unlocked so he can keep his buzz uninterrupted. He will have a long criminal record mostly for being drunk or high and not thinking about the consequences of his actions.

As type two ages, he will not be as social as he was when he was younger. He will lose his youthful smile, thick dark hair and huge biceps.

Type two, has he has never thought of saving a dime. He only knows the “spending money like a drunken roughneck” way of life. He has never paid a dime in spousal support so he can’t go to his ex for money anymore. He steals money from his adult children, by borrowing but never returning the borrowed money. Feeling like a loser, this type will move to a different state in order to be away from the people who know him and his toxic way of life.
1) You have had your house paid for since you were 30? You are a type one Wayne Cooke.
2) All you own is in your old rusted up 4 door car? But you used to make $10,000 every month! Oh, I see now, you are the second type of Wayne Cooke.
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Wayne

Wayne is a bitch..No more explanation needed
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Wayne Betszky

A sarcastic fuck who is fun to be around and funny af
“Yo WAYNEEEE”

“Ya... Wayne Betszky”
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Lil wayne

Shot himself in the chest once, makes crappy lyrics, sings while flexing and still is somehow famous.
Lil wayne's not even that good bro...
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robert wayne crawford

He is like no one you have ever met before. His eyes, voice, smile, body and just his everything are everything you know you can't live without. Just always love him and he will always be there. Even when he can't be, he is always there.
I wish everyone could have a Robert Wayne Crawford in their life.
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Wayne Kiriak

A deadbeat dad. Worse pile of garbage out there. Basically human scum.
Eh take your kid out and play some ball. "Quit being a wayne kiriak"
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Wayne white

The word “Wayne white” can be used to describe something as smooth and clean
Mr booth: James wayde what a splendid ass you have so Wayne white.
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