The Elijah Wade

when a dude slaps his big belly on his girls back during back shots

“Yeah Gerald I was giving ole Linda the Elijah Wade last night and she broke down on me man.”

by Nelson TM February 9, 2025

Ella grace wade

Fr such a baddie. An icon if you will. Kinda weird tho lowk be careful, she might like bite u or smth idk tho

Dakota: omg look how cool and special and sick and lowk evil my sis looks rn
*everyone else ever*: fr Ella grace wade is so dope

*everyone then applauds her*

by A little boy September 16, 2025

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

<Talita>Jowharah Jones Is Slade And Wade Wilson For Terry Alan Crews<Talita>

<Talita>Jowharah Jones Is Slade And Wade Wilson For Terry Alan Crews<Talita>

<Talita>Jowharah Jones Is Slade And Wade Wilson For Terry Alan Crews<Talita>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025