Vegan

Assholes who kill our only source of oxygen and whine about how we "kill animals"

"I'm an idiot? Im not the one turning vegan."

by Maya Ari February 28, 2017

Hippy Vegan

The act if of sucking one's penis and collecting sperm in a cup and dumping it onto your partners chest and strapping to a wall and letting your dog slurp it.

"My friend volunteered to hippy vegan me last night" "Did you?" "No" "i would have"

by Rrrrect January 11, 2015

Vegan Lib Gender

A gender that is used when a person is strongly called to veganism and liberalism

Dan came out to me as vegan Lib gender.

by dontfuckingtouchme September 18, 2021

assistant manager at being vegan

A little bitch that doesn't have any skills so they whine on the internet about how eating meat is animal cruelty

PETA went all assistant manager at being vegan when they couldn't get people to stop hunting.

by Alaric I August 18, 2014

veganism

A mental disorder.

"I am vegan. Veganism is the best.", he said. Then I kicked him out of the whatsapp goup chat.

by ligma21121219 November 17, 2021

vegan backdoor entry

to use hummus as lube for anal sex

Todd : “Yeah man she’s a vegan, dunno if i should smash”

Jack : “She’s a vegan? She might enjoy a bit of hummus in her ass”

Todd : “Vegan Backdoor Entry? Totally Tubular!”

by axelotyll November 12, 2020

Vegan dinosaur

A breed of dinosaur made from broccoli that impregnated a female trex.

Wow that vegan dinosaur has a nice bum

by T to the G October 6, 2020