When you're having sex with an ample-boobled girl, it's possible to time your thrusts so that her jubbs move in perpetual opposing circular movements.
Next time you're giving your girl a bit of playtime, it might be worth mentioning this to her when you see this happening.
Next time you're giving your girl a bit of playtime, it might be worth mentioning this to her when you see this happening.
by cosmictoothfairy March 11, 2010
When a middle-aged Mom becomes a groupie of a boy toy band and constantly fantasizes about them whilst getting plowed by Dad.
by Crandall Kiszka April 20, 2019
Shane van Alstyne's are a rare breed. They are so majestic in the bed with other men it is crazy. Although he normally lacks in package, he makes up with his naughty words and rough play with men. If you ever find yourself with a Shane van Alstyne, be ready for a good time.
Man1: Dude, I was with a Shane van Alstyne last night. He was so good
Man2: I can tell because of how sore you look.
Man2: I can tell because of how sore you look.
by greene1564 February 18, 2020
well, a perfect example would be Hi I'm Jack Van Mundegaarde from Van Mundegaarde Entertainment
You can visit our website at vmeonline.cjb.net
You can visit our website at vmeonline.cjb.net
by Jack Van Mundegaarde January 22, 2004
A van that, from a distance, looks like an ice cream truck filled with loads of delicious goodies. Upon closer inspection, however, it ends up seeming rather shady. Shady enough for an adult not to allow desperate children to go up to the van. The first sign is a lack of windows, then a driver with a pedosmile and/or melestache.
The fake-outs are often mistaken for the trucks, and any idiot can tell there is clearly a pedo inside.
The fake-outs are often mistaken for the trucks, and any idiot can tell there is clearly a pedo inside.
Timmy: OH BOY!! An ice cream truck! I want a Spongebob Popsicle!
Mom: Well, if you really want to go Timmy... WAIT! Sorry, Timmy. We can't go.
Timmy: But you said...
Mom: I'm pretty sure it's an ice cream van. You'll learn about it when you're older
Mom: Well, if you really want to go Timmy... WAIT! Sorry, Timmy. We can't go.
Timmy: But you said...
Mom: I'm pretty sure it's an ice cream van. You'll learn about it when you're older
by Ass Kicka April 30, 2011
I sooo van der tempeled the other day, I had to lick my wife's shit to get her to lend me 5 bucks.
Please, don't say no, I am willing to van der tempel to get it. I will even stab my own mother for this service.
The other day, I saw this crack whore van der tempeling to get her fix!
Please, don't say no, I am willing to van der tempel to get it. I will even stab my own mother for this service.
The other day, I saw this crack whore van der tempeling to get her fix!
by Employee_of_the_year July 15, 2009