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Chocolate Unicorn

The act of taking a fresh dookie, picking the solid piece up, and smashing it upon the head of an unsuspecting victim.
Person 1: Did you hear about the party last Friday?
Person 2: Didn't someone get turned into a Chocolate Unicorn?
Person 1: Yeah, it was so funny. They ran out crying.
Person 2: I wish someone would do that to me.
Person 1: Wtf?
by Crippled127 October 4, 2011
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Captain Unicorn

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap.com
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise
That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
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Frackled Unicorn

-noun
A person with the cerebral ineptitude of an inbred monkey's retarded offspring. Characterized by a complete lack of humour and the ability to understand the basics of civil conversation. Also a lack of understanding of concepts such as irony, symbolism, sarcasm and losing. Doomed to perpetually fail every attempt at human relations.
Dude 1: "Wow! What a great comeback! .... NOT!"
Dude 2: "Dude, quit being such a frackled unicorn. That's low, even for you."
by All of Wake July 5, 2010
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Pappy Unicorn

It is a derogatory term for people who have autism. The word Pappy is a term that means braindead and unicorn show how retarded one is.
Look at that idiot over there! He’s such a pappy unicorn
by Vyable October 5, 2019
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Unicorn horn

The final result of using a lotion, lube, or other product that contains shimmer or glimmer on your penis. Usually for maturation.
Jeremy wanted to wack it, but could only find his fiances lotion. He didn't care but afterwards he had a fabulous unicorn horn.
by Cut glitter December 4, 2016
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maths unicorn

mythical being that is believed to be able to solve any math problem by didving by the area!!also a common raecherism much to the annoyance of the williams of the world.
AWWW man a cant do this problem!?

Its alrite man just divide by the area.

PFFTT...where u get that idea, the maths unicorn?

YEA!!
by peekabooooooooooo April 15, 2008
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Unicorn Army

People wearing rubber unicorn masks doing normal, day-to-day things and also doing silly things in front of national monuments. The #unicornarmy is known all over the United States and globally. Unicorn Army members are sometimes cab drivers, sushi chefs or porn stars. Buy a mask from www.UnicornArmy.com and join the fun.
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by TheUnicornArmy September 6, 2013
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