Uke Chan

A chatango pervert who always wants to roleplay. Him being the Uke and you being the seme.

A stuttery role player who speaks like the above mentioned uke chan.

On Chatango:
Uke Chan: h-hello, w-would y-y-y-ou like to t-t-t-ouch me ?

Rolole Playing:
Person one: H-hi my n-n-n-name is y-y-y-yuki
Person Two: What an Uke Chan...

by LCharismaArchen June 21, 2010

ukunt

UKunt, someone who is from the United Kingdom. Nigh-impossible to pronounce, but works as an easy insult in the written word.

If you live in the United Kingdom, chances are you're a UKunt.

by detective!!!!! August 8, 2008

UKBA

A branch of the UK government that fails pathetically to remove non-nationals from the UK whilst at the same time forcing genuine refugees into destitution, denying them the right to education, healthcare and employment.

Those idiots in the UKBA don't know their arse from their elbow.

by Denguefever March 27, 2009

Pukey Ukie

Derogatory name for a Ukranian

He makes me puke. He's a Pukey Ukie

by Larryfun September 4, 2005

Ukrainian Jackhammer

When a guy fucks a girl in her vagina while standing up and holding her ankles and lifting her up and down like a jackhammer. Whilst moving up and down the girl gives a guy ,who is laying down, a blowjob.

John gave Susie a Ukrainian jackhammer whilst she blew Andrew.

by saldkkjsldlkjfsdllfsadlfkjsdfl January 6, 2010

Uke

Slang for ukelele, a small, four stringed instrument.

"Yo Jerry, play some Tiny Bubbles on your uke."

by R.P.M. November 15, 2005

Ukilia

1 : One who talks excessive amounts of nonsensical shit, none of which is ever based on any verifiable facts.
2 : One who crafts shitty fantasy teams and talks shit as if said team isn't garbage.

"I don't want Dave playing this year, it seems like he gets more and more ukilia every year."

by Jelly Gut September 23, 2008