Uber Super Straight

Formal Definition:
A biological Man (XY) who only has sexual interest in biological Females (XX) who are within the average BMI (Body Mass Index) 18.5 and 25.

Biological Man - a biological male who has an X and Y chromosome.
Biological Woman - a biological female who has two X chromosomes.
Markus: Hey man would you date that biological female?

Titus: Nah I'm Uber Super Straight, shes not a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 on the international standard body mass index therefore I'm not attracted to her, just the way I was born I guess.
Markus: I respect the orientation you were born with. I hope one day you will find a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 BMI so that you can one day have healthy children and live a peaceful family life.
by Titus Tiberius March 12, 2021
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uber mega mondo hogie

Me: dude the other day i made this uber mega mondo hogie. it was so rad

Ted: Sweet
by Jimbo232 July 21, 2006
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Uber L33t Awesome Sauce

Being At such a level that non can compare.
Dude I saw this guy last night at the club his moves were totally Uber L33t Awesome Sauce.
by Sokuyru July 19, 2010
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anyone who says "uber"

A loser who watches all around too much Southpark, and stupidly quotes it.
anyone who says "uber" needs to ston i can't stand them.
by triplexxxsweet April 06, 2009
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Go away uber gae

To tell someone that is uber gae to go away. Also used as another way of saying "begone thot go away". Can only be come back with "no u".
Joe: Go away uber gae

Bob: no u

Joe: dies

Bob: gottem
by ItsUrBoiChipsAhoy December 18, 2019
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uber eats ass hoe

An uber eats ass hoe is a female who makes a man pay for her uber in order to eat sum dick up
him: come eat dis mf
her: u gon pay for my uber
*otp w his hb*
him: this bitch a uber eats ass hoe
by lyricckkk August 03, 2023
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