Turkey dick

A person, male or female, who pisses you off or is acting like a prick.

Those fuckin’ turkey dicks are texting and swerving all over the road!

by Juan_Carlito September 2, 2021

turkey basterd

A child who is born to unmarried parents and who was conceived by turkey baster insemination.

That little turkey basterd's mother is suing his father for support, but his father claims he didn't know about the insemination.

by neologisto July 15, 2011

turkey toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe.

Because it stuck out so far, Jimbo stubbed his turkey toe on the bookshelf.

by turkeytoe January 20, 2016

Turkey Flu

The flu that one gets the week before or the week of the Thanksgiving holiday, that prevents them from eating untill said day arives, where they make a miraculous recovery.

Dude i totally got the Turkey Flu this week, but when i smelled those rolls I was cured!!

by C Dauug November 27, 2009

Turkey Deepthroat

When he cums in your mouth while deepthroating and you gargle and gobble while continuing to deepthroat

I deepthroated Mike and he shot his load in my mouth and i started making noises, sounding like i was gobbling. he said i was Turkey Deepthroat ing

by SiN-The-Urban-Legend November 9, 2021

Turkey Hunting

The act of drinkg in one sitting an entire bottle of Wild Turkey 101. Can be used in the course of drinking games and/or other social gatherings and may involve more than one person.

"So, who wants to go Turkey Hunting tonight?"

by Ignoratio Elenchi November 18, 2007

Turkey Rasher

This is the name given to a British Community Support Police Officer. As they are usually volunteers they are known as fake police or fake 'pig' hence the name Fake Bacon or Turkey Rasher

You can't arrest me you fucking Turkey Rasher your a volunteer police officer who's got no powers!

by British Crim June 25, 2009