tool snob 

This is a person who believes TOOL is the best band in the world and looks down upon any other type of music. Tool snobs especially hate nu metal and emo kids who think their type of music is superior. Tool snobs believe Tool's music is the most complex and thought provoking ever created. Some, though not most, even believe the lead singer is a god.

"Tool is so thought provoking and deep, you would never understand their lyrics..." -A Tool snob to someone who doesn't know Tool.

tool snob by Heino July 29, 2008

Tool Box 

When three or more tools are mobbing together or live together.

"Sorry, I don't date out of tool boxes."

or

"Yeah, bro. We all live together. It's so dope."
"Must be a tool box."

Tool Box by Little Squeaks September 4, 2011

tool chicken 

1.Someone who always seems to have the tool or object you need for any given situation.
2.Someone thats designated tool gopher on a constuction site,kinda like a beer bitch.

"Howard must be a tool chicken because he just shit out a hammer when I needed it."

"Hey Ralph, be a good tool chicken and go get me a power drill."

tool chicken by dragonass98 March 14, 2006

Tool Shed 

The ultimate tool keeper. A tool shed is the evolved version of a tool box. Why? She has way to many tools to have just a box, infact a tool shed may have 3 or 4 tool boxes inside their tool shed. And who knows what other mechanical wonders she has in there!!!

A tool shed is a girl who has had sexual intercourse with a phenomenal amount of the men (tools) shes been using.

Convo between 2 girls:

Girl 1: "Like omg!, that whore has fucked like... 34 guys just for their money!"

Girl 2: "Like i know! What a fucking tool shed!"

Tool Shed by Henry McByrd April 24, 2009

Tool Bag 

A person who is a tool and a douche bag.

The idiot that cut me off in traffic was a Tool Bag

Tool Bag by BizzyBlond April 18, 2011

tool box 

A derogatory term for a tool's girlfriend; does not necessarily mean that the girl herself is a tool as well.

"Missy wouldn't be so bad if her boyfriend, Brad, wasn't such a tool; but you know how those tool boxes tend to be..."

tool box by MuseL May 27, 2008

Tool Flowers

Flowers made out of tools for a father's day present.

The term was made famous by Toby Turner in one of his lazyvlogs

ijustine: What are you getting you're father for Father's Day Toby?
Toby Turner: Just some freakin' TOOL FLOWERS! (heelys away)

Tool Flowers by STEVEN_tobuscus June 18, 2011