Ghost toast

When you go ahead and take your turn to buy a round for your buddy, and you return only to find him passed out on the bar stool. Said scenario creates snowball effect, forcing you to toast to nobody and handle your drink like an adult.

Guy 1: your drink done bro?
Guy 2: byuaaaa, count me in on that big guy!
Guy 1: cool beans I'll right back, don't you go to sleep you on incoherent jerk!
Guy 2: myuhhhh huh!
(returning to the table with drinks several short minutes later)
Guy 1: you have to be fist fu@&ing me!!! Wake up guy 2!!!
Guy 2: ...........
Guy 1: no worries I'll just ghost toast myself bro! NAILED IT!!!

by The 2nd funniest guy in panama October 26, 2011

Toasted Western

Toasted Western: When a Super Tanned white woman rides a dick Reverse Cow Girl Style with butter on her ass (or massage oil) to help glide better.

1- I met a chick from the jersey shores last night at the club. Took her home and she served me a Toasted Western.

2- So my girl came home last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if I'm in the mood some some Toasted Western.

by PJ_HarlemKnight1 September 01, 2014

toast and jam

rhyming slang from famalam(family) usually shortened to just toast

i saw my toast and jam the other day

by Trav2 January 02, 2008

French Toast

When you booty slap a french girl so so hard she can't walk

I just french toasted her

by DogShitMan May 08, 2018

Toasted Sausage

This occurs when you put your dick in the toaster, causing it to be toasted.

Guy 1: What happened to Glen?

Guy 2: His girlfriend left him because he has a toasted sausage.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

Shit on Toast

Extremely hung over, often with alcohol seeping from pores and a general feeling of repulse.

I'm shit on toast after that bottle of scotch and pack of Styvo's I had last night.

by bbones October 25, 2009

stink on toast

It's a cleaner way to express your frustration. Cause the toast doesn't actually stink. My youth group at church came up with it. Cause someone said it once and it kind of stuck. Now all of us use it.

Stink on toast. I just missed my turn.

by Cassandra J. May 19, 2008