shank

the most baller alcoholic beverage EVER. made by the mix of vodka and the most g drink, sunny, motha fuckin, d. Loved by kids and collage students around the world. ever.

Dam girl, this shank is making you look fabulous

by Dethkock August 04, 2010

Shank

An insult directed at someone doing something stupid, non-intelligent, or anger inducing

Yeah we tried to get food, but this dumb shank forgot his wallet

by AlphaAbove April 17, 2024

Shank

Someone who does stupid, anger inducing, or irritating things

We would have gotten our food but this dumb shank forgot their wallet

by AlphaAbove April 19, 2024

Shank

To stab someone with a knife; to fuck someone over, to fuck someone in the ass, to kill bitches

Dude if you dont stop being a jack knob, I'm gonna shank you!

by thatnolachix January 03, 2015

Shank

A Shank is a diy prison made weapon but is also used ask a verb when u want to cut someone with a shank. Please don't cut anyone for real.

I'm gonna shank the person who made exams

by I.hate.skool._i.like.unicorns January 17, 2017

shank

to steal, such as the act of taking something without permission.

Yo, that dude just shanked my noodes.

by joe February 26, 2005

National shank your girlfriend day

19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend

you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair

by Meatloaf Man July 19, 2021