Status-ticks

Ticks obsessed with status

The Status-ticks in the wild search for days for just the write appetizing human being to bite the dead skin of. Not every day ordinary joe blows will do - only the cream of the crop attract the attention of status-ticks!

by Jeremy Janson November 3, 2010

Testing Tanks

Physically challenging an adversary for a long duration of time. Beating someone with the utmost physicality and alpha-male dominance.

Joel Miller from USF was really testing tanks against Clemson.

by WAYDWYL April 12, 2011

Schatz Tanks

When ones dog has a dripping butt hole, and you need to constantly let it out because of the smell in your house.

OMG dog, your SCHATZ TANKS !!!

by Klochis April 18, 2016

the tanks

Tanks above camp dodge in Johnston Iowa, where teens go to make out, have wild car sex, smoke weed, and drink.

“Dude I took my girl to the tanks after our date, you bet she gave me head”

by Johnstonsfullofhoes May 15, 2018

ticker tinkerer

One who plays with the heart of another

"She played me for a a fool, made me believe she loved me then left. Such a ticker tinkerer."

by Mindful Mark March 28, 2019

Dick Ticks

The number of times your penis spasms during an orgasm.

That root was good, she gave me 20 Dick Ticks

by Crazy Mozambician September 2, 2019

Ed Tinker III

When one takes a massive bowel movement, usually runny and stinky in nature. Similar to an upper decker.

Dude do not go in the bathroom, I just took an Ed Tinker III.

by Hejsjeushsjsbsbsjs December 23, 2019