the rising tied

The name of Fort Minor's album. Named as such because spelling is one of Mike Shinoda's weak points

"Have you heard FM's album?"
"The Rising Tied?"
"Yeah, that."
"Nah. I'm a MAW and refuse to listen to it."

by yomomma1976 January 13, 2006

Flat Tired

So tired ,exhausted , finished , doomed ,

after i fucked that fat bitch , i'm flat tired that i can't breath

by DrScavenger March 27, 2008

tile set

A rare, strange and disgusting type of porn.

Fucking hell Pete, stop looking at tile sets and do some fucking work.

by dead_passive October 31, 2014

tilehurst

most probabally worse than whitley in some areas. the snobbier part of tilehurst would be up by the bear inn and water tower. then once your down norcot road, you better start wearing bullet proof jackets, and eat Halal meat.

I live in Tilehurst, by the water tower.. NO, NO, NOT by the Oxford Road.

by K.Dot. May 6, 2009

sexy tired

When your tired but still looking sexy hot

Been out all night & looking good the next day "wow! She sexy tired"

by Anuff September 4, 2015

Telediagnostiopathic

A person with the ability to discern the nature of what ails you or yours over the telephone while hosting a radio talk show.

Derived from telepathic ( communication from one person to another by the means other than the obvious five senses the rest of us use ) and Diagnostic ( investigation or analysis of the cause or nature of a condition, situation, or problem )

Man those tappet brothers knew exactly what to tell my mechanic and my wife about the three Chevy El Caminos sitting in the front yard. I think they saved my marriage and my cars!

by Jmonkey August 10, 2005

teledated

someone who bases there entire state of mind on whats popular on television at the present time.

ted: why the hell is jay wearing all that 70s shit and talking a load of bolocks.

john: because there showing but reruns of that 70s show and the poor bastard cant help but become teledated.

by yay_its_frogcloset May 3, 2007