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an upcoming jackass-like team based in swansea
it currently has 3 members
kyle rolfe
adam reese
james murphy
i cant wait for the next episode of mental mental chicken oriental
by kyle rolfe April 1, 2007
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Mentally Gay

A person is mentally gay when they "blow" your mind.
That magician is mentally gay.
by Chazzykk October 2, 2009
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Mental Rolodex

A group or random collection of past events that a dumbass female will use against a man while engaged in an arguement to attempt to make said man feel as shitty as humanly possible. Even though majority of these said events at the present time are outdated and no longer apply to the current conversation.
My wife flipped through her Mental Rolodex to give me shit during an arguement by telling me that I should have married my Ex-girlfriend knowing damn well that cunt cheated on me.
by Women are fucking pointless March 31, 2010
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Mental Block

When you completely ignore someone.
Example 1:
Person 1: Dave?
Person 1: Davveee?!

Person 1: OOh you putting a mental block on me ehh?

This can then be adapted for wherever you are such as a room block.
Example 2:
Person 1: Dave?

Person 2: Alright Dave how are ya?

Person 3: Hes put a room block on us all.
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Mental Masturbation

The term coined by the promising new hope of psychology. Christopher, the surefire future of psychological theory, defines this term as the psychosexual pleasure that one receives from playing mind games with others. Christopher is a godsend to psychology.
I am, however, at the point in my life where I do not need to subject myself to the “mental masturbation” which envelopes your games.
by Sigmund Hylkema January 9, 2008
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Mentally ill

Having an illness that isn't physical.
She had her mentally ill cousin shot to death by the police for standing up to her. Her cousin might have been a degenerate, but he was not a coward.
by Solid Mantis May 9, 2021
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mental masturbation

v. the act of masturbating with and only with your mind, totally not sexy
Oh man, performed some mental masturbation last night releasing mind bullets on my couch
by MattyN February 11, 2006
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