side scritch

What the cat calls the neighbor they visited while you were busy playing video games with the crew

"Shit, is that *your* family? I bet they give you the good kibble"
"Nah, they my side scritch."

by MinAyakyl March 23, 2022

Side Ball

When a male wears a small type of brief, thong, or swimsuit and one of his balls doesn't have enough room to fit so it hangs out of the brief, thong, or swimsuit.

Jack went to the pool and got arrested for public indecency because he got caught for side ball because he was wearing a really small speedo.

by Penehhhinadaboxxx October 13, 2015

Side Grit

A type of feaces that is known to stick to the sides of the rectum, resulting in a prolonged and intense period of excretion. Consequently, it also tends to stick to the exterior of the anus and often requires many applications of toilet paper. This type of feaces is the bane of campers, but will prove little hindrance to owners of a bidet.

Boss: "Why did you take so long in the bathroom?"
Employee: "I've been eating dehydrated food for the last week. You wouldn't believe the side grit I've had to dig out."

by cirlce of trust October 20, 2009

side stick

When your dick gets stuck to your thigh

dam i think she saw me pulling away my side stick

by side stick February 26, 2015

Side Pump

When a guy sticks his dick in between the girls thigh and stomach and starts to thrust inorder to ejaculate

Did you hear?? Jesse side pumped angie last night.

by Fantastic Lightbulb July 21, 2018

Kirby Side

to act chaotic without any malicious intent.

Yes, hopperpot come to the kirby side and break those pots on Wind Waker.

by rbz2005 August 26, 2022

Yoshi-side

The act of doing suicide by jumping into a void.

OH, shit did you just did Yoshi-side!

by ǝpᴉsd∩ ǝpɐɹɯoƆ September 30, 2019