thirsty thirds

third man in rotation on the local bust down!

al:you hear al picked up thirsty thirds on heatherlast night.
ted:yea but atleast he wanst last, word is bill picked up filthy fourths on that ho.

by hep August 7, 2003

Thirsty Two-Text

Defintion: noun:

When you so thirsty you can't wait for them to reply so you keep texting. ....having an awkward conversation with yo' sad self.

You have become thirsty two-text.

Go out and get some game.

Immediately.

John to Jill
John: Hey!
John: Hey man!
John: How was your day?
John: OMG the weather!

Jill's Friend to Jill
Friend: "Jill, John is a thirsty two-text."

by ain't got time for thirst March 2, 2014

thirsty

the act of having a severe crush on multiple people with different extremes of personalities; not knowing your purpose; forever alone; just sad; old and in need of someone to love; "available" literally tattooed on their forehead

she is thirsty.

he is thirsty.

by Joserodri782 November 3, 2015

thirsky

The state of having a craving for copious shots of no nonsense hard alcohol.

John: "What's up Dude! Better reach in the cooler and grab you one of them beers".

Craig: "No thank you man, I'm thirsky, pour me a double shot of that Crown Royal".

by kentaylor June 4, 2007

thirty piece

when a girl is a 10 in all three vital categories: face, body, personality. hence, 10 x 3 = 30.

That girl is fine. She's a dime. But that one over there is a thirty piece.

by lefter gasping April 24, 2008

thursty bulldog

when a girl gives a shitty blowjob that takes a long time for guy to cum he emmediately begins to pee after the cum into the girl's mouth

that was the worst blow job ever! it took forever and i had such a piss built up i thursty bulldogged her. that'll show her for giving me a shitty blowjob

by knucklesammich April 13, 2009

Dork Thirty

A quote from an episode of MST3K.

"What time is it?"
"Dork thirty."

by Gossman666 April 23, 2007