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Twisted

Means you are drunk and high on coke

And he is looking forward to seeing you and eating your pussy
Wow I am twisted
by Joe12993 July 26, 2024
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gooch twist

Gooch twist aka. "the twist pull"
when a man twists a gooch so far that he puts it in the asshole.
I gave a girl a gooch twist and the enjoyed it so much!
by mcblundererbufferson November 21, 2016
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Twisting Dicknato

A motion in which you grasp a mans genitalia and twist with both hands. Kind of like you are twisting salt out of a salt grinder.
While her and her husband were arguing she got angry and gave him the good old Twisting Dicknato!

During a wrestling match someone in the audience screamed “twist his dick!! Give him a Twisting Dicknato!”
by Britt Nicole 98 October 25, 2019
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Banana Twist

When you bring a “girl” home from the club, but come to find out there’s a person down there.
“Oh, I didn’t expect a… banana twist!”
by WutDoUCN0w March 7, 2022
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Pulling a Jack Twist

Unofficial term for that special moment in yaoi fanfiction when the uke is magically able to take everything the seme gives 'em, no lube required. Inspired by the movie Brokeback Mountain.
"Hey did you read that hot new Gerita fanfiction that came out?"
"Yeah dude! Italy totally was pulling a jack twist in that one!"
by MotherPrussia September 20, 2013
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Twisted Mexican

A form of auterotic asphyxiation, using the string of sombrero
Yesterday, Mark gave himself a twisted mexican and died an absolute fucking legend
by anonymous October 11, 2020
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Twist and gawk

You spit on his erect penis. Put a hand around the base of the penis. And start twisting in a circular motion up and down all while you’re sucking the head (make sure to use vacuum seal suction for ultimate pleasure)
Friend 1: I think he’s cheating , what shall I do to make him stay?

Friend 2: Give him the twist and gawk I’m sure that’ll work
by Twistygawk January 5, 2022
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