Mickey Mouse War

A war that achieved nothing, was pointless, or was not worth the lives lost.

Vietnam was a Mickey Mouse War.

by Lord Roguy May 28, 2020

Mickey Mouse Qual

To get a lucky qualification for something.

"John got such a mickey mouse qual for the wrestling state finals, he's so lucky."

by Billie The Bob May 22, 2022

Minnie Mouse Porn

You look this up when your so down bad that you ejaculate every time someone says "Hello".

You're FBI Agent: Why is this nigga searching up Minnie Mouse Porn? Fucking weird ass Zoophile.

by borenian February 26, 2022

Mickey Mouse Park

A baseball ballparks where it is easier than usual to be able to hit a home run due to things such as walls being closer than most other parks.

Man Yankees Stadium is such a Mickey Mouse Park, players are always hitting home runs at the short porch.

by Anthboi1406 April 25, 2023

Mickey Mouse Money

Name for those totally worthless money or currency.
Came from Mickey Mouse Era, when Japan made Filipino money so worthless, you can buy a cup with a basket full of it.

Now, Zimbabwe has the most worthless money in there, with hundreds of trillions of Zimbabwe money can buy only a kilo of rice and a loaf of bread.

I have more Mickey Mouse Money, where should i change this cash?

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 10, 2018

mickey mouse stream

a dumb quackity stream

this is such a mickey mouse stream

by Yee 🌚 April 14, 2021

rgb mouse pad

If you own this you 100% smell like crap, shower and brush your teeth you acne infested child.

Yo I heard that guy uses a rgb mouse pad, no wonder his breath reeks.

by Readheadspubes May 10, 2022