digital fart

when digital signal backs up and then releases and you hear a 5 minute conversation or music in like 3 seconds.

The digital fart sounds like the chipmonks only faster

by Santadude October 18, 2008

Fart tag

A tag game where instead of tagging someone, you fart on them. That makes them "it." Then that person tries to fart on someone else.

Anyone want to play fart tag?

by Stefonfan April 5, 2015

fart-ice

A specific type of proverbial ice, or social barrier, specifically relevant to intimate relationships and close friendships.

The first person in a relationship/friendship to fart in front of the other first, has broken the fart-ice.

John: So, you have been seeing Mary for almost a year. Have you guys broken the fart-ice yet?

Mike: Yeah man, she totally broke the fart-ice first. She's a keeper.

by neelyjohns April 19, 2010

Fart Mask

Noun. To pull ones shirt up over ones nose in a sometimes vain attempt to block noxious ass fumes from entering ones nose.

Shelly just farted so I had to pull my shirt up over my nose to create a fart mask.

"Dude, Bill farted!"

*Pulls shirt over nose*
"Sweet, got yer fart mask on I see!"

by spiralings March 6, 2012

land fart

When you're driving through an area that smells like someone ripped a giant one and you can't even roll down the windows to save yourself! You're stuck driving with your nose crinkled up & trying to breath into your shirt.

I drove through a land fart yesterday on my way to the office . I couldn't escape the smell for miles & it totally ruined my morning commute!

by ChickyOh January 14, 2016

fart weevils

Small beetles with elongated snouts who are primarily drawn to flatus.

My son has been plagued since childhood by fart weevils as he is apparently a particularly hospitable host.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

Jungle Farts

Farts that smell and or sound so wild, raw, beastly and untamed that they belong in the jungle.

Damn dude, those mushroom swiss burgers gave Gerald the jungle farts! I'd rather walk home than be stuck in the car with his fuckin jungle farts!

by The fart sultan October 2, 2014