Verb. Grabbing a woman like a six pack by her anus and vagina and pinching her taint, thereby scuttling any chance you have of sleeping with her.
by goddamnpseudonym January 3, 2015
Get the taint-scuttling mug.Referring to the area between the genitalia and testicals: when someone does not thoroughly wipe, so there is a dried layer of fecal matter on the taint.
"Bro, this girl was giving me head and puked!"
"Nasty! What happened!?"
"She went to use her hand and stuck it in some taint paint. "
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"Nasty! What happened!?"
"She went to use her hand and stuck it in some taint paint. "
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by Seanafee November 6, 2015
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Abner: I know...she's such a tainted wrench.
Abner: I know...she's such a tainted wrench.
by KHawk December 29, 2010
Get the Tainted Wrench mug.A smell that is so grotesque, that causes the body to involuntarily gag. A smell that eredicates from the precipitation caused by the friction of an unkept, unwashed, unshaven ball sac/ anal region. Usually the result of a male not showering or changing his underwear for several days.
by HPU Section 3 September 2, 2014
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Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole
by not ur dad but doin ur mom October 1, 2013
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