Shrimp and aardvarks have an unlikely yet unwavering connection, and are often seen verbally stimming together and creating bonds and whatnot. Shrimp and aardvarks, when paired together, talk so much to each other that their language becomes slurred and esoteric, and is impossible to understand even for other shrimp and aardvarks. Since there is a size difference between the shrimp and the aardvark (the aardvark being bigger), there is a clear power dynamic in which aardvarks bully shrimp and call them homosexuals. Despite aardvarks being mean to shrimp, there is no question that these two species are inseparable.
by Shrimp954 December 03, 2024
a shrimp from the forrest but not really... only cuz its in his name or gender or speciese. they travel in packs and they are really small... they like to crawl on people so youll no if you have them on you if you feel a tickle on your pickle.
i c the forrest shrimp
by affenfladdoocklesnecdk June 12, 2010
extremely hairy pubic hair that hasnt been shaved in about six years, and an extremely small penis with it.
by sls143babe November 17, 2011
I went to go down on Blow Job Betty last night and had to back off because I was met with a large waft from her dirty shrimp dinner.
by Lickus Dickliosis April 06, 2017
When your posture is so fucking bad you more closely resemble a shrimp with scoliosis than a human being (removes several inches off height)
by live laugh yarn December 28, 2022
The sexual act of sliding ones penis between another persons toes-each stroke between a different pair of toes
by Big Shrimpin’ August 16, 2019
by ratchetrach6969 May 19, 2022