Swimming with the shrimps

A gang bang involving man poorly endowed men

P1: I’ve got a real small dick man, hard to get chicks
P2: Oh, me too bro. Come swimming with the shrimps sometime with me.

by Thubby_master March 23, 2022

Shrimped

A state of being super high on marijuana. Synonyms include zooted, toasted, or baked.

“Bro, I just ripped 3 bowls.”
“I can tell, you look shrimped right now.”

by Rocklobstah February 5, 2022

shrimp nibbler

someone who likes to suck on small dicks

I am no shrimp nibbler.

by vieblume April 11, 2022

Shrimp Penis

A male with a penis so small or gives off small penis energy.

Man Justus is such a homophobe I bet he has a shrimp penis!

by i eat rich ppl January 1, 2021

Shrimp fried rice

Eating pussy

Paul: I had some shrimp fried rice last night. She got so wet, it was dribbling down my chin.
Eric: Nice! I wanna get some too.

by SheboyganLager January 3, 2021

shrimp

its a tiny teene little dingle from a man

oi Jack u got a baby shrimp love

by orange legs January 12, 2021

Mantis Shrimp

The mantis shrimp sees more colors than any other animal. ... As compared to humans' measly three color-receptive cones, the mantis shrimp has 16 color-receptive cones, can detect ten times more color than a human, and probably sees more colors than any other animal on the planet.

The mantis shrimp sees more colors than any other animal. ... As compared to humans' measly three color-receptive cones, the mantis shrimp has 16 color-receptive cones, can detect ten times more color than a human, and probably sees more colors than any other animal on the planet.

by xenoscum January 12, 2021