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Pan-tard

A "Pan-tard" is a person who plays video games with tanks in them and body blocks his teammates who are trying to get to cover but refuses to move to let them to safety.

The word originates from a combination of the German word "panzer" for "tank" and "tard" a word used to convey that someone is of not smart or special needs decent.
Person 1: I love playing world of tanks, but these "Pan-tards" keep getting me killed.
Person 2: I know how you feel. Idiots who purposely get their teammates killed by body blocking them from cover are totally "Pan-tards"
by enderwatcher287 July 8, 2022
mugGet the Pan-tardmug.

pan-contiguity

The idea that reality has surface-area.
Pan-contiguity says that reality has a surface area of 1-taU.

One-tau is God.
by metawave November 23, 2019
mugGet the pan-contiguitymug.

Pan

Person 1: "I'm pan"
Person 2: "Yea I know"
by depressedpacito December 21, 2018
mugGet the Panmug.

Pan the river but I ain't opening a mine

When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.
Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."
by Artemis Rockers May 2, 2020
mugGet the Pan the river but I ain't opening a minemug.

Brooming & Dust-panned

A dirty way to push another/others into taking their opinions against a specific person or group

They (Broomers) impose their opinions or beliefs on other people, they try and make people accept them as a rule or as a model to copy.

Manipulators use this tactic to make others feel they're looking out for you and therefore hoping you'll defer to them.

Broomers are pushing you into a dust pan of filth (often completely made up "reasons") they've convinced you to believe about a person or group in order to take away your independence to make your own conclusions, and just believe theirs

Manipulative control tactics to turn you against a person or group to gain more people to be against them

Broomers need to gain more detractors to be against a specific person or group. This way, to others watching, it appears the majority against them must be right.

(Which gains more people against the person or group.)
Brooming & Dust-panned
She was telling him multiple lies about <insert name here>, brooming him to take her opinions as fact, when in reality she dust-panned him into believing her's.
by LetUsStopBullying November 7, 2023
mugGet the Brooming & Dust-pannedmug.

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños
Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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Frying Pan Surprise

An edible substance consisting of cheap unhealthy pastas, cheesy taco sauces, and low quality hamburger. The mixture is then fried in a pan creating a greasy unhealthy frying pan surprise as the ingredients always vary due to the low economic status of those who indulge in the dish.
"Not sure exactly what we have left to eat but I bet we have enough to make a frying pan surprise!"
by Miss Mia Wallace June 15, 2018
mugGet the Frying Pan Surprisemug.

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