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Holy Hand Grenade

The basic definition of a nuke, but better. Throwing one in the wrong place or area could a chain reaction of explosions causing the universe itself to implode, then explode with the wrath of God
He then threw the Holy Hand Grenade, and killed every enemy in the area, and also blew up everyone and thing the area
by Slimjimninja May 27, 2020
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Grenade

Something that a certain friend should not be holding in a certain game. Because he would explode himself and be a total and complete failure
I'll use the grenade.....Where is it?......Oh shit.... *And died*
by bloodyshits May 30, 2021
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Grenade Spray Candy

A grenade shaped spray bottle with flavored sweet water inside.
AYO YOU GOT ANY GRENADE SPRAY CANDY??

...A what?
by sausagememz April 18, 2022
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Grenading

Grenading is a word used to describe an object or a piece of machinery suffering a catastrophic failure. And often refers to the breaking apart and projection of components, or fragments thereof, away from the failing object or machinery in a fashion similar to a fragmentation grenade
John borrowed some of Brian's reloads and grenaded his rifle.
Despite our warnings, Phillip was surprised by the hydraulic cylinder grenading in his face.
by Au_dragon January 1, 2021
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Bro Grenade

When you have to jump on your Bro's friend or relative that nobody likes.
"Uncle Pete is going to be at the wedding, you mind making sure he doesn't bother anyone?"

"I'll take the Bro Grenade for the team. I gotchu."
by McNark December 4, 2024
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Jump on a grenade

The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).
Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.

Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.

Guy 2: I got you man.
by calmdownyoufuckingsjw August 17, 2016
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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