dirt poisoning

When you hit the ground too hard and die.

"Jimmy jumped out of a plane without a parachute and got a lethal dose of dirt poisoning"

by HospitalBills October 22, 2019

dirt herpies

Valley Fever

Don't go plowing dirt without proper protection, unless you want dirt herpies the rest of your life

by Dirte' July 17, 2021

Dirt Squirrel

Also known as a "festival chick", a dirt squirrel is a girl who like nothing more than to have dirty tent sex with strangers at music festivals. They can be identified by their dreadlocks, lack of bra, body odor and interest in astrology. All you have to tell them is you've got a dirty backpack full of MDMA and acid tabs and they'll sit on your dick.

"You don't wanna hook up with Sarah, she's a full-blown dirt squirrel these days. I heard she fucked like three dudes at Bonnaroo last summer."

by frailninja March 16, 2016

Dirt Trackin'

When a guy gets brown stripes in the FRONT Of his underwear due to participation in anal sex

Hope mom doesn't do my laundry today, l woke up DIRT TRACKIN' and l don't want to explain.

by Ruswals November 5, 2023

dirt roll

Being friends with someone but they irratate you so you have the sudden urge to beat their ass but they are your friend so it more like a friendly fight

I am going to dirt roll you

by KRobin August 9, 2018

Burn The Dirt

the one thing people say but don’t actually know what it means

honestly bro we should just burn the dirt and go on with our lives

by BurnTheDirtBro May 24, 2019

Dan the Dirt

The best rapper of our time. Stream on Spotify, Apple Music, whatever…

Person 1: I don’t, I don’t need you…
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!

by Danthedirtnumber3fan November 27, 2022