Crank

To cry and wank at the same time.

Peter was devastated after being dumped by Ellen. Jane told him: "Why don't you just go home and have a nice relaxing crank, you'll feel much better for it."

by tt2813 August 14, 2009

Crank Walk

The bipedal motion of Methamphetamine users characterized by twitching and fidgeting as if the person is trying to brush imaginary bugs off of his/her skin.

You can tell homey is smoking meth by his crank walk.

by CSI Sharkticon July 13, 2009

cello crank

The act of plucking your partners pubes with tweezers to make them into various clothing items

“I hit the cello crank with my wife, Veronica.”-Stew
“That’s gross, Judah.”-Ahmed

by GyatLord March 31, 2024

crank the cradle

Masturbate, mostly a guy.
For a female the correct sentence is wiggle the jiggle

Duudee, I just saw Lindsay again. I gotta get home to crank the cradle!

by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019

cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.

He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.

by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025

glizzy crank

A crank for your glizzy

I cranked my glizzy with your glizzy crank and it was swag

by Mrs.Beast.FFZ July 5, 2022

cranking it

to sleep

Oh, jabob is cranking it on the couch again... oh jabob why you always falling asleep so early smh...

by spyder_2003 May 11, 2024