cock goblet

A person whom frequently gobbles the cock. Can also describe a goblet quite literally filled with cock.
"Holmes, your bi-atch loves the man-meat fo' sho'"
"True dat bruvva, she's a real cock goblet"
by G. Bastard Zutron February 23, 2009
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Lincoln Cocked

When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.
-"Dude, you got Lincoln Cocked at table tennis yesterday."

-"yeah, he beat me pretty bad"
by John Cocktoastun February 23, 2009
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cock mangler

A person with a mouthful of braces attempting to have a mouthful of cock.
"That little bitch, if she just didn't have braces i'd still have my foreskin, that cock mangler."
by matt in the hat October 22, 2003
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cock crazy

Any man or woman who can't get enough cock.
That Katrina is one cock crazy bitch! I think she's trying to fuck everyone in the office!
by Wordmaster B January 03, 2005
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Cock Critter

An individual with the personality and characteristics of a genital crab.
One who is annoying and parasitic in nature.
"Check out my crazy cousin Bob. He lives with my grandparents, doesn't pay them rent, eats their food, and sleeps all of the time!"
by vballhunk May 27, 2005
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battle cock

Where one has fucked every whore in town. His cock has been through war with every slut he has fucked, where his cock has battled time and time again with every slut he's shagged! His countless engagement with the hairy clam has earned him the battle cock!
Ted: Did you hear about Ron?

George: No, what happened?

Ted: He has battle cock from all the pussy he's fucked, he was given a medal!
by detlionfan April 20, 2009
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Cock Blocker

A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of two others getting their game on.
The dude and some fine-ass woman were gettin' their game on when KGB showed up fucked up and put his arms around them. He didn't even know he was being a cock blocker
by MrTea6 June 22, 2003
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