pussy cheese

Thick, white cottage-cheese like excretions from a woman's pussy. Often an indication of a vaginal infection or poor hygiene.

Her pussy cheese stunk so bad I couldn't go down on her more than once.

by JohnstonGuy June 15, 2005

Vitamin Cheese

A slang term for getting high off of cat urine, also known as cheesing

Did you get your Vitamin Cheese today?

Yeah dude, I'm cheesing my f'ing brains out right now!

by snowskate March 30, 2008

[Cheese Toastie]

Central Illinois wording for a cheese sandwich which is grilled. To make said sandwich butter 1 side of 2 peices of toast put cheese in between non-buttered sides and grill.

"That Cheese Toastie was ooey-gooey goodness."

by Kitty Catscratch January 3, 2009

Fermunda Cheese

The accumulation of sweat, dirt, grime, and stank under a man's ball sack after the daily grind. Usually far to potent for the possibility of sexual acts such as fellatio. See also duck butter.

Ew Rich, I can't give u some knobber because that fermunda cheese is atrocious.

by Chris_P September 1, 2008

Dick cheese

Semen left to ferment for a while until it becomes a cheese-like substance.

I understand swallowing, but dick cheese is disgusting!

by dickcheese6969 June 7, 2016

scrottage cheese

A female's organ that has gone 'sour' from excessive use.

"Last year I would have hit that for a dollar but now she's all scrottage cheese"

by ChristineW April 21, 2006

scream cheese

The creamy residue that is left on your penis after having vaginal intercourse with a woman who has a yeast infection.

I was done fucking my girl, and when I pulled out there was scream cheese all over my wang. I cried like a little girl, thinking I was going through the 4th stage of syphillis. It turned out that my girl forgot to mention she had a yeast infection.

by J Rickert September 4, 2008