bar lag

The number of hours your day is offset by staying out until at least 4 am barhopping.

Dude, it's 1pm, we need to get moving! Why the hell are you still sleeping?

Sorry man, bar lag.

by Tommyt August 12, 2012

Bar Rich

To save your money and rarely buy anything nice so you can go out to the bars/clubs and buy drinks for everyone and drink as much as you like running up an impressive tab and not worrying about the cost.

You wouldn't believe that Steve doesn't own much in his apartment with how many rounds of drinks he's been buying. Steve must be Bar Rich.

by Deroc06 September 5, 2012

Lacey Bar

A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.

You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.

by BigRDaddy October 25, 2020

bar fitzvah

When a temper-tantrum is thrown at any sort of religious gathering/activity/ceremony. Common misconception is that a bar fitzvah can only happen at a Jewish activity, but in fact happens more at Christian church gatherings by children that don't want to be there

My cousin Schnall threw a bar fitzvah that included not only telling off his grandfather but throwing a chair over 13 pews.

by Unicycle pro October 19, 2014

BAR Association

An elite "members only"group of corrupt alcoholic lawyers who frequent the local bars and are so criminally-minded that they should all be "behind bars".

If an attorney tries to be too honest, he likely gets BARRED from the BAR Association --- how convoluted is THAT???

by QuacksO February 11, 2019

squidward bars

squidward bars are green xanax bars pressed with 3mg of flualprazolam or etizolam. They typically smack and 2 will have you geeked up. People who take more than one squidward bar usually end up in jail.

Tyrone: i took 2 of dem squidward bars and they had my ass faded

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

Bar Diggs

While scoring a goal is hockey, the puck must hit the bottom of the cross bar and go in the net

"Ovechkin went Bar Diggs on that last goal!"

by ctf12 March 31, 2009