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Magical Talking Tree

A dark humor joke which tells the story of a certain organism(Human, Insect, Reptile) going through a depression or sadness. On a journey, this organism meets a tree, which has the ability to speak and grant wishes, who asks the organism what is troubling them just seconds before the story twists and kills the organism in a fitting/non-fitting way.
There once was a lonely T-Rex walking through a magical forest. "How could my day be any worse?" says the T-Rex. He then came across a Magical Talking Tree who says, "What ails you, my friend?" The T-Rex looks up and is hit by an asteroid. The end.

There once was a sad, bald girl sitting on her hospital bed. "How could my life be any worse?" Says the girl. She then came across a Magical Talking Tree who says, "What ails you, my child?" The little girl looks at the tree and is beaten by her father. The end.
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Loud Talking 

A technique used to gain support or sympathy to their position during a conversation by way of speaking loudly so others within close proximity can overhear their one-sided conversation.
She is loud talking on her cell phone so you will feel sorry for her.
Loud Talking by Willy4u July 12, 2012

Just talking 

A way to secretly tell a person that you are having sex. If you don't want your parents to know who you are sleeping with, just tell them that you are just talking.
"Are you sleeping with that person?"
"We are just talking."
Just talking by Steve5214 June 25, 2016

Just Talking 

When two people have sex on a regular basis, go out on dates, workout at the gym together, cook dinner for each other, hang out with each other's friends, introduce family members and co-workers to each other and are not intimate with anyone else, are a couple, but haven't had "the talk"
Friend at gym: hey John, is this your girlfriend?

Girl smiles and looks at John

John: no, we're just talking
Just Talking by RealTalk247 October 2, 2014

Walking Talking Robots

Them guys in City Hall who are so much Holier-Than-Thou.
"'cos ev'ryone is walkin' talkin' robots..."

Facebook Double talking 

when two friends are one the phone with each other and one posts a new status and the other one comments while they are on the phone together. They know what each other is going to comment before they comment.
Ronnie and Riley are facebook double talking.

whatchu talking bout willis? 

what you talking about person who just slept with a girl without having sex
when you dont want to hear what someone else is saying you say whatchu talking bout willis?