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opposite suicide

An phrase expressed as a reaction of having something good happen to you. It’s like the opposite of wanting to die.
Bro I just won a million dollars. I want to commit opposite suicide right now.
by pickle penis February 26, 2019
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Suicide headache

The rare "suicide headache" is lesser-known than migraines, widely misunderstood, and often described as the worst pain known to humans.
Suicide headache's are so rare that most people have never even heard of them.
by Mrs kitten angel. May 18, 2018
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Suicide Sleep

Basically go to sleep without putting an alarm.

Who knows how long you’ll be asleep, 30mins........4 hours? Who knows, it’s dangerous and I like it
Johnny played Suicide Sleep last night, missing the bus and getting a beating from his mom
What did you do Johnny to miss the bus?”
“Suicide Sleep Mom”
*beats the shit outta him*
by HugDick September 27, 2019
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Infuriated suicide

The act of committing suicide with the intention to get back at your parents for making you feel like a dissapointment.
I can’t believe his parents were so clueless on their bad parenting that he had to commit an infuriated suicide for them to realise
by FakeFace July 8, 2021
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Suicidal Squidward

A creepypasta about a lost episode of spongebob.

TLDR

squidward k*lls himself.

FULL VERSION
Squidward has a dream where he plays the clarinet on stage and everyone laughs at him including Spongebob and Patrick.
He then wakes up and we hear silence for 30 seconds.

Then he starts crying really hard. Then it zooms into his eyes which are hyper-realistic. Then his eyes start bleeding. Scenes of dead children start flashing between. Than a voice says “do it” then he put the gun in his mouth and k*lls himself. The final scene is his corpse laying on the bed with an eye popping out.

OK THAT WAS A LOT. Sorry if you get nightmares
Man 1 : Look up suicidal squidward it’s such a great episode

Man 2: Shut up, you know for a fact that it’s a creepypasta
by DontFearVarlisHear August 15, 2021
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Suicide Hill

Suicide Hill is a place in south Philly at Broad and Packer where teens go sledding and almost all of the time slide into the street. Implying you are suicidal because you can get hit by a truck.
Me and Frankie are going sledding at suicide hill tonight.
by Littleboylover8& January 29, 2022
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Fetal Suicide

When a fetus is just with life before they're even born
I wish I committed fetal suicide before I was brought into this horror.
by hungarydude May 21, 2018
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