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strockey

Street hockey. Hockey played usually during the spring and summer when it's warm out on tennis courts, basketball courts, or in driveways. Often players wear roller blades when, "strockeying". However, it is also common not to.
Wanna go strockey down the park?
Yeah sure who's strockeying?
Quaider and McDaddy.
by SendIt69696969 March 12, 2017
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Stroker's dilemma

The situation one faces when deciding whether or not to stroke and if so, for how long. It is usually present when another more important activity should supersede stroking, but one wants to make time for stroking nonetheless. It is more commonly encountered during the day (when one has more to do) than at night for those who are not nocturnal.
I resolved my stroker's dilemma by affirming to myself that it's a normal and healthy activity - like eating or sleeping. I'll catch the next train.
by goyo May 2, 2017
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stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole

A very inappropriate softball cheer. Used by coaches to get their teams ready to hit... what we dont know
When the team came in from playing defense, the coach has the team cheer "Stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole" to get them fired up to hit
by daflashers June 25, 2017
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strokest

Someone that stokes THE penis till explosion!!!
Seth Moore is an a strokest
by Thix July 26, 2017
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Strokes shotgun

Something SasquatchPoopSlinger says when he is going to use his shotgun to shoot his fellow clan members to trigger them.
Andy: Looking forward to the scrim this Sunday.
Sasquatch: *strokes shotgun*
Dysolve: Dunno what he is stroking really because I don't think it's his shotgun.
Sasquatch: hahah nice one. Nah just trying to trigger the Bolt action rifle guys in the clan.
Harold: yeah boi! Will bring my Hellriegle of death!
Sasquatch: Team ftw the Hazdawg?
Harold: Fo sure :D
by SasquatchPoopSlinger December 1, 2017
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Stroke & Choke

The proper way of explaining a good ole' hand job and blowjob combo. As stated in the title, obviously one cannot cum without the other. It's not necessary that she chokes, but if she does, bonus!
Last night I was just trying to enjoy my Mac Demarco album when this chick started giving me a stroke & choke
by fat nastay February 6, 2018
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stokeyzee

DONT ADD !
This is a dope rap term used to describe the best english white rapper named stokeyzee

He haz too much skillz for society...........
Theres good rappers and then there is stokeyzee the greatest rapper of all muthaphuckin time
by Unofficialdictionary August 24, 2018
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