beeg sheet

A large poo taken by Gorillas in which are also one of Gorillas' favorite food. AKA: Shit.

OWH BEEG SHEET MAN THATS A BEEG SHEET THERE MAN EAT IT NOW! IT TASTED GOOD!

by Randompedo101 November 20, 2013

skeet bananas

v. to drop banana items in Mario Kart 64, thereby causing a trailing opponent to slip on them and skid out

Scott: (belligerently) "Oh crap! I slipped on a banana and skidded into the water!"
Steve: "Yeah baby, I skeeted bananas all over that sharp turn."

Toby: "Adam, quick! Skeet bananas on that Koopa Troopa ramp! Don't let Steve get the shortcut!"
Adam: "Fuck! He got through it already! Now the Effect is on."

by Railsplitter December 24, 2008

skeet tea

Iced tea that contains sperm.

Dude, why did you piss the waitress off? Your going to have some skeet tea!

by Doug Fizzle July 23, 2007

Sheetload

A full spreadsheet of work to do!

Man! Rich, I have a sheetload of work to do today!

by Adam David Doyle October 2, 2007

Sheets 'n Shit

A much more amusing thing to call Linens 'n Things, a popular linens store.

"Where are you going to buy your comforter?" "I'm headed over to Sheets 'n Shit tomorrow"

by rossignol January 19, 2009

Skeet Whore

A whore who you can skeet in, on, in the hair, or near.

Katie North is a Skeet whore.

by brian howkingskgly8893 March 7, 2009

Boom-Skeet

-To have a one pump sexual intercourse, but after that ppump, you ejaculate.
-To pump one time during sex to then be finished, done, or to have ejaculated.
-To not think a girl is good in bed, so you pump in once, then to just say you're done.
-To have sexual intercourse with a female that isn't good looking, so you stick it in, to quickly pull it out and say that you have ejaculated.

John: Harry didn't get any ass last night.

Richard: He got with this one girl, she wasn't very pretty so he just boom-skeeted.

by ZaneH October 12, 2005