Sperm Bowser

A person, normally female, who engages in a lot of sexual intercourse, and is regarded as being a slut.

Also see cum bucket.

Oh man, she how big her opening was? She was a definite sperm bowser.

by Gods Prototype March 3, 2009

Bad sperm day

A day on witch your strong sperm isn't being produced. All of the good stuffs been jerked away and now you're only left with bottom of the barrel seed. Children born on this day are twice as prone to developing mental retardation, lack of athletic ability, and/or ugliness.

"I got her pregnant on a bad sperm day, so he's practically not even my kid."

by 6J6W6 June 14, 2011

Angry Sperm

After pleasuring a lady, you take a wizz flushing out the residual sperm which has not entered/splatted on your lady friend.

And their pissed.

I took a pee in that cup u just drank and that salty taste is the Angry Sperm.

by kripttic August 12, 2011

horse sperm

Why did you even search this you sick bastard,
Horse sperm is well... horse sperm, there's not really anything much to it.
That really was a waste of time wasn't it? Why did you even... I don't understand why you would do that, I mean, at least you haven't looked on google images or anything... right?
...

You: Hueheuheu lets search up horse sperm on the urban dictionary!
YourMumWhenSheLooksAtYourSearchHistory: Adoption.

by AsianButLickJewHue January 21, 2016

Spoogebob Spermpants

The best TK to ever play bzflag.

I hope someday to be as cool as Spoogebob Spermpants. Until then, I'll just sit in my corner and masturbate.

by Spoogebob Spermpants February 18, 2003

sperm

1.-noun- plural- A male's multiple friends living inside their penis.

I like to spend time and enjoy life with my sperm.

Me and my sperm have fun together at parties.

by fab5ive August 11, 2003

spermulation

1. (verb) To get a group of friends to pile on one person of the same or different gender, so as to symbolize sperm getting to an egg.

Originated by the men at USY HaNegev Encampment 2007.

Jake (to Josh, Jared, Elliott and Amy): Let's "spermulate" Steven!

All: Spermulation! Spermulation! Spermulation!

(They all proceed to pile on top of Steven)

by Steve RR March 12, 2008