Sparky crotch

When you rub a balloon up against your pubes to maky a static electric field.

My mom has a sparky crotch

by Chicken nudley sup April 16, 2020

Smarty skirt

Female version of smarty pants

Zoee is such a smarty skirt, she puts me to shame. - Ed

by Z lady September 9, 2020

Shparty

A terrible party. A social gathering that doesn’t meet expectations and is exceptionally underwhelming.

Kate, last night was such a shparty, you should really improve on your party planning.

by UrbanDictJop September 10, 2020

shartylicous

sharty-lic-ous

1st definition- being a professional sharter
2nd definition- being ugly but cute
3rd- overall amazing :DDDD

definition written by the amazing and shartylious 4 lollolol yeah yeah

"Desirae screamed in shartylicous pain on the toliet"
"Jianna told herself that she was shartylicous, even though she couldn't shart"
"Hailey was feeling sad but Kaylee cheered her up by telling her she looked extra shartylicous today"

by HansEwife September 10, 2020

Smarty

of the smart absoluteness maximum totalest.

I is of the brain smarty

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 15, 2020

spartan schlong

A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.

Feel the wrath of my Spartan Schlong you Trojan Turd!

by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020

Smarty Panties

A person who avoids emotional drama in a physical altercation.

Ralphie is such a Smarty Panties. He told her 'Stopppp iiittt !!! after she bitch slapped him.

by TheSeth237 November 22, 2020