Salty

mad, angry, pissed, ticked off

My moms tooks away my stash, you know that made me salty, yo.

by MJ May 13, 2005

Soley

a very intelligent and nice girl who enjoys the company of people and large cities. Not breathtakingly beautiful, but has eyes you can stare into for a thousand years and still not enjoy all of their beauty. has absolutely no common sense, but her silly stupidity can make for very funny memories.

“That girl is so hilariously ditsy, she must be a Soley!”

by lowkeyish May 21, 2018

salty snickers

When, after having anal sex, the person being sodomized sucks the sperm and their own feces off the penis of the person doing the sodomizing.

The term originates from the (alleged) saltiness of ejaculate combined with the chunky brown consistency of feces.

Bob: So you think she loves you?

Jack: I gave her a salty snickers last night and she loved it. She's mine.

Bob: Better run. She'll be wanting to get married next.

by poopfetishist October 23, 2006

salty ragdoll

when your done fucking a girl you take the condom off after you cum in it then you take the cum filled condom and slap her tittys with it.......

boy: "hey after we fuck can I give you a salty ragdoll"

girl: "sure make it EXTRA salty for me"

boy: "Trust me it will be"(smiles)

by Nate newpower January 7, 2009

Salty Water Cannon

(n.) - a variation of the sea salt shooter. this is the name given to male reproductive organ when used to launch projectile salty fluids directly into the eye of a woman.

"Yo brah, so did you do her brah?"
"Nah brah, but I gave her a piece of my salty water cannon dude!"
"No way brah, thats so gnar! but whats a salty water cannon?"
"Its just a hard wood hawian board brah, but when you do this with it!"
"Ahh fuck brah! My eye!"
"Uhh chyeahh!"

by Kyle R. Montgomery January 12, 2009

Salty Marlin

with one or two fingers on the inside of your partner's cheek (like a fish-hook), and immediately following oral sex or intercourse, pull out your dick and blast your seed into the nostrils and eyeballs of your partner. he or she will duck and dive to protect their face from your dick juice. just like a pissed off marlin on a big fucking hook.

i gave my girlfriend a salty marlin, and she nearly took my goddamn arm off.

by Schuyler The Liar June 10, 2009

salty orgasm

when one is in a state of bliss, when chewing on sun chips feels good with a pleasant cheddery taste, this is a salty orgasm.

"Dude, after getting a natural high, i had some cheddar sun chips and had a salty orgasm

by misssaramarshall January 14, 2010