Sleeping Badger

to engage in the sexual act with a sleeping partner, and attempt to finish before said partner wakes up.
"I woke up first and gave her the ole Sleeping Badger!
by sealspider1 January 17, 2009
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sleeping sanchez

when you dont like someone, to revenge them you wipe your ass with their pillow and then put a pillow case on top of it so they dont see the skid marks but they smell shit all night
he pissed me off so bad i gave him a sleeping sanchez!
by sexyava May 14, 2011
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Sleep Fatnea

a condition where an overweight person stops breathing during sleep because excess fat around their head.
My brother Don and his wife Bette suffer from Sleep Fatnea due to a high fat low fiber diet.
by pamslam May 12, 2009
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Sleep Fucker

1. One who engages in sexual acts with another individual and who cannot remember doing such acts while no drugs are involved.

2. A hookup involving a person who is asleep while with another person but actively participating in the hookup.
When Jen woke up after hooking up with Jay, Jay realized she was a sleep fucker.
by Kyebosh October 26, 2005
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Sleep Panda

The spirit of a Panda who is sleepy all the time, who occasionally enters people's bodies causing them to sleep like a sleepy panda for many
"Hey Jim, looks like the Sleep Panda inhabited JoAnne last night... She's been sleeping for hours"
by Dagger666 December 03, 2009
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sleeping with the kids

Lying down, jizzing on your chest, wiping your chest with your blanket, then going to sleep.
Sleeping with the kids might seem like a good idea in the moment, but you always regret it when you wake up.
by CreamiestSauce January 31, 2018
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Ugly Sleep

When you take a beauty sleep and wake up still ugly as fuck.
my girlfriend attempted a beauty sleep yesterday but took an ugly sleep instead, she woke up looking like a confused killer whale
by Pardible January 07, 2016
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