Milk that is drank by all of his friend circle but him, even though he wants the milk the most. Oiginates from Simons lover and is then passed around the group, taking a load of cum from each person, except for Simon. The milk then goes back to Simons lover, where she drinks it and prepares for the next batch of milk.
Friend 1: Yo you got some of that Simon's milk
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??
by themilkermanthemilkmanmilkmilk December 4, 2024
Get the Simon's Milkmug. 
The best person in this fucking world.
Simon can’t be described but the closest we can come to describing him is perfect
Simon can’t be described but the closest we can come to describing him is perfect
by Simon is my boyfriend March 27, 2023
Get the Simonmug. 
1. An amazing female Olympic gymnast. Considered the G.O.A.T. of female gymnastics.
2. To give up under pressure. See Naomi Osaka.
2. To give up under pressure. See Naomi Osaka.
by mr_phucky July 28, 2021
Get the Simone Bilesmug. Super super hot lifeguard Simon alexander berens is soooooo hot he can jump super high and he’s sooooo awesome mwah preferably matched with someone named maddie
by Lol62738383883 July 15, 2022
Get the Simonmug. a cold-hearted bitch. tends to cheat on her boyfriends and fucks her best friends boyfriend's behind their back. a major cuck. pathological liar who only does what she wants. gives zero fucks about anybody else in her life.
by truthbtoldbeach October 22, 2018
Get the Olivia Simonmug.