Mother-Fucking Asshole Bitchy Shitty Person

a person who cheated on you

my wife is a mother-fucking asshole bitchy shitty person! DAMN! she had sex with Kendrick Lamar!

by Kmart098 June 11, 2018

God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckers

expression indicating extreme anger and/or
pain. see motherfucker

jayquan: yo nice kicks
shawn: thanx
jayquan: watch out for that pile of nasty shit!!......
shawn: what? aw, god damn motherfucking shitty fucking shit fuckers! i just bought these!!

by killa March 3, 2005

shitty poopoo fart farty balls butty booty fart

farty poop

"Hey, shitty poopoo fart farty balls butty booty fart."

by Alien and Pablo December 22, 2020

if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

When you are openly critical of someone's actions and are just being a dick.

James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.

Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

by dailybirdsandtrees August 4, 2011

Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

20. Items 1-19

“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022

shitty eggs

The act of fucking her in the ass, and you impregnate her afterwards.
She will the have "shitty eggs"

Yesterday i met this girl while i was out drinking.
Later i then gave her "shitty eggs"

by assfgt March 27, 2017

Shitty Kitty

"Shitty kitty" or "shitty kitty drunk" is a humorous expression typically used to describe someone who is extremely intoxicated or drunk. It's a playful way of saying someone is really drunk, often with a touch of silliness.

"After the party, Sarah stumbled out of the bar, giggling uncontrollably and slurring her words. She was totally 'shitty kitty'."

by sneakyturtle31 March 12, 2024