Scratchin' Off

1: Verb; The female equivalent of "Jerkin' Off" where the woman takes a set number of fingers and proceeds to rub at her vagina profusely for sexual pleasure.

2: Verb; When a man or woman begins to itch his/her junk, and it feels so good that they either jizz themselves almost immediately, or they continue to masturbate following the relief of the itch.

Ex. 1: I just walked in on my sister scratchin' off like a lotto ticket.

Ex. 2: I jizzed myself when I finally scratched off to this itch I had for an hour.

by CauSkimo April 1, 2011

Itchies and scratchies

Generic term for sexually transmitted diseases.

That dude has slept with so many women, I'm sure he's got the itchies and scratchies. he's a walking STD.

by Jetters September 6, 2007

Scratchgasm

That feeling you get with a really good backscratch.

She scratched my back and it felt like I was going to have a scratchgasm.

by Bill Fey May 30, 2008

scratching

An excuse for masturbating in a friend or relatives house if you are caught.

Just scratchin' give me a minute. Nearly done.

by Stuart Green April 17, 2003

scratchy label

A tag on the back of a shirt. Exactly what Hanes got rid of, as the package of tagless shirts says "No more scratchy label". Tags were obviously called that because they chafe.

I tore the scratchy label off of of my tanktop, and wound up tearing a huge hole in it.

by Hand Hanzo February 23, 2005

scratchyoneck

moded)wrong not right said to put in place

LOS ANGELES 80'S SLANG

KID1:TODAY SHREK 2 COMES OUT
kid2:NA UHH ITS TOMMORROW
kid3:AH-HA SCRATCHYONECK

by J-VERBAL, WERD. X March 30, 2005

scratchin' cloth

Having to shit so badly that the turd is making it's entrance into the world and leaving a streak in your underwear.

Dude where's the bathroom I've got one scratchin' cloth.

by ducluver November 27, 2007