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Brode Science

A phrase to describe commentary and "knowledge" about coding and tech that is completely unsupported by facts and evidence.
Newbie who can barely print Hello World - "Ruby is a dead language that no companies use."

Developer - "That is complete brode science. There are thousands of jobs for Ruby developers and so many large companies use rails for their backend."
by Pandawg August 13, 2021
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Science

The unbearable truth of reality and anything beyond. The meaning behind it changes as the human intellect discovers new meanings within the universe, but it will remain as the generic term "Science". Humans don't define "Science", it defines humans, and biology, and particles, and all and everything. Therefore the laws behind "Science" can be also understood as common sense.
A: "You peeled of a milky white substance, expect it to keep air in it and lift it up with a square attached to it, add some metal and a battery and expect it to tell you if water is going to fall from the sky in the next days? How is that making sense?"

B: "Science"
by lunatic human August 3, 2021
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maths, english, science

a woman's menstation cycle
Sue: My stomach is so sore.
Molly: How come?
Sue: I've got my maths, english, science
Molly: Oh that time again.
by Rhiannon-May September 11, 2006
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Science

Science is a study of physical and natural phenomena
Science is good bro
by HOKKIENguy February 19, 2021
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Tony Science

A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day
What is Tony Science?
The best science, it will definitely work

"A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day"
by Sparrow 10/05/2025 May 8, 2025
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9L Science

Holy shit we're missing out on another lesson of 9L Science next Friday!!!
by PotatoSkin1239876Roger May 16, 2021
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