The hottest most magnificent 7"8 guy you would meet on tinder and he is one that will understand you no matter when sex, race, or body you have or are.
"Shrek is so hot"
by IlikeYourmomscompany January 13, 2022
Get the Shrekmug. Shrek Is my Bae. He is my secret Senpai. I would do the sussy with shrek. If you dont like shrek then get out of my swamp you cerebal pulsy retard bastard, DoOooonkay.
PS Onions have layers fucktard.
s halom
PS Onions have layers fucktard.
s halom
by sdik evol I October 28, 2021
Get the Shrek and Donkaaymug. Daddy...I mean daddy...I mean Shrek is a green ogre who is a internet celebrity and steals all the men and ladies, already having multiple of lovers and spouses. When you see him, you'll realize he put Moto Moto to shame. It's important not to stare at him for too long or you'll fall for him next...
Him: *sees Shrek walk into the diner while on a date* Oh no...
Her: *Stares at the green big daddy with lustful eyes*
Her: *Stares at the green big daddy with lustful eyes*
by MysteryScheme November 5, 2021
Get the Shrekmug. by HerpDerpPig June 25, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. by muglol September 16, 2022
Get the yummy shrekmug. When you don’t want to say “fuck” or “shit yourself” and they still want to have some layers in them.
by ShrekLord9871 November 16, 2023
Get the Shrek yourselfmug. by Thanos has more toys than you August 10, 2019
Get the Shrekmug.