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robert and natalia

two people who like each other but can´t admit it so they say they´re just friends but everybody obviously sees they are more
friend : i know you like her
robert : dude chill we´re just robert and natalia
friend : mhm
by unicornDL7 February 15, 2018
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robert loggia

An old television actor made famous to the internet community through a minute maid orange juice ad in 1999
i dunno, robert loggia?

WHOA, robert loggia!
by marshmaello September 26, 2007
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Robert Pattinson

A mediocre actor who was launched to fame by snagging the role of Cedric Diggory in the fourth Harry Potter film. He was noted as a attractive actor but his face did not launch a thousand ships of fandom. Yet. He was later offered the part of Edward Cullen in the movie Twilight where his acting was significantly less than it was in the Potter film. The fact that he did not take his character seriously shown through in every scene. Robert has now taken to not showering daily and enjoys leaving his hair greasy so it sticks up in funny ways. Unfortunately thousands upon thousands of very vocal girls would love to run their hands through his slimy locks.
Hey you haven't showered in days, you're starting to look like Robert Pattinson.
by JustNotSeeingIt October 18, 2009
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Robert Pattinson

Some really overrated actor who is best known for his work as Edward Cullen in the film Twishi-uh I mean Twilight....
He is known to people (when I say people, I mean fangirls and tabloids) sometimes as R-Pattz.

He actually first made his big debut playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and I have to say he was actually good then (this was BEFORE the twilight fangirls and Kristen Stewart came.)
There are some aspects of him which I do like, however, in that he starred in harry potter and (surprisingly) he hates twilight!!
Fangirls absolutely adore him and think he is the fittest man on earth and that he is going to be their husband- no chance there! Those people are idiots. If they are your friends, for the love of God, please stick a Harry Potter book under their nose and force them to watch the Harry Potter films over and over again, this'll show them some sense.
Person 1: Oh Ma gawd Edward Cullen is FIT!

Person 2: You mean Cedric Diggory?

Person 1: NAOOOO EDWARD CULLEENNNNNN! HE'S GUNNA BE MA HUBBY INNIT?!

(Person 2 shows GOF to Person 1)

Person 1: Wow, I must say, Robert Pattinson is more appealing in the Goblet of Fire than in the Twilight saga. Cedric Diggory is a much braver character than Robert Pattinson's other alter-ego, Edward Cullen.
by blahblahblahblah56 August 21, 2011
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Robert Pattinson

An actor who is idolized by some teen aged girls and thought to be a revolting and gay guy who never bathes by the rest of the world.
He was fairly good as Cedric in Harry Potter, but rather creepy and ugly as Edward in Twilight.
girl: Robert Pattinson is sooooooooooooo hot! omg omg!

boy: Robert Pattinson is the mopst horrible fagot I have ever seen!he ruined my entire life!

me: get a life both of u
by iamthe walrus12345 January 25, 2010
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Robert Pattinson

ugly guy that has to have fake abs put on for his scene without a shirt in New Moon
Girl 1: OMG who's that guy?
Girl 2: Which one?
Girl 1: The one with the bad tan and bad body
Girl 2: Oh that's Robert Pattinson he makes a horrible Edward Cullen. You know the guy who plays Stephan Salvatore in the Vampire Diaries?
Girl 1: yeah what about him?
Girl 2: he would have made such a better edward
by Edward Hater December 31, 2009
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Robert De Niro Face

When you take a toke from a joint and you make a really weird face!
by migget August 6, 2009
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