putin

The sound a penis makes when it is pulled out of something :)

"We're all worried about Putin" "Putin? It was just a little noise when I pulled out"

by WoM2022 October 5, 2022

Puti

Type of place where men put their key

She has a fat puti

by ixsnih_yjh October 15, 2022

Patiense

A very cute and amazing freind. If you’re good to her she will stick by your side forever. She will make you watch that 70’s show while she falls asleep and also steal the blankets, and pillows, and stuffed animals. Be warned she does not like carbonated drinks much and will steal your fries and chicken strips after saying she doesn’t want any.

She’s a Patiense

by Lookonthesea October 25, 2022

Putined

To Putin yourself is to, inadvertently cause the direct opposite action of what you set out to achieve.

Vladimir Putin started a war as he was worried Ukrainian would join NATO and give him a direct border with them. In doing so Finland and Sweden joined NATO and give Russia a direct border with NATO.

A lad phones his best mate to find out why he is spending time with a group of friends including his ex. The best mate asks "if he thinks he would break the man code of you don't date your mates ex's?". The lad replies "well yeah". This ends the friendship allowing the ex friend to date the ex girl.
HE PUTINED HIMSELF

by SDC 101 December 6, 2022

Putin

Smallest dick on planet earth. Over-compensating on steroids.

Did you hear Joe had his lunch money stolen again? It was fucking Putin again, beating up on good guys taking shit that ain’t his…

by GreatD December 19, 2022

Putin

Absolutely based guy and the last global leader defending traditional Christian civilisation.
President of Russia, framed as a dictator in Europe/ the US, besides enjoying higher approval rates than any of the effeminate Western leaders.

Rides bears shirtless while wielding AK-47s. Makes blue-haired teenage girls from California scream in rage, as he enforces laws banning LGBT-propaganda. Truly a delight when compared to clowns like Trudeau or Sleepy Joe.

Hating on Putin because the screen people tell you to is a classic cope, my guy!

Who saved those children from a burning building again? - Why, Putin, of course!

*Western girl, tired of weak men*: "If only my boyfriend was more like Putin.."

by Raaf de Dikste January 3, 2023

puți

Used in self-defence when someone lies in order to mock you

When someone says:"You're gay just like Fabritio"
You respond: "Puți!"
And the conversation ends

by mihuuu January 9, 2023