the act of sneaking up behind a man dropping to your knees and uppercutting him in the back regrion of his nut sac, at the same time yelling "GRUNDEL"!
by how'sithanging101 June 12, 2009
by S.S.H July 23, 2016
by Syntax1985 December 21, 2014
'I've gotta be back in jail by 8pm, time to give Larry a probation punch'
'Probation Punch Bitch!' <pow>
'Probation Punch Bitch!' <pow>
by neoshinobii July 05, 2014
Noun
A quite painful punch in the rear end; "Procto Punch!" must be said like captain falcon to alert the victim of their ass's demise. Usually done when the victim cannot escape in time.
Verb
To punch someone in the ass
A quite painful punch in the rear end; "Procto Punch!" must be said like captain falcon to alert the victim of their ass's demise. Usually done when the victim cannot escape in time.
Verb
To punch someone in the ass
Tim: Procto,
Bob: No-
Tim: Punch! (punches Bob in the ass cheek)
Bob: Why would you do that man?
Tim: Lol you got Procto Punched
Bob: No-
Tim: Punch! (punches Bob in the ass cheek)
Bob: Why would you do that man?
Tim: Lol you got Procto Punched
by CaptainBakes April 25, 2011
Example One:
Teacher: The atomic bomb ended the war when it was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. In a sense, we basically Falcon Punch'd the Japanese so that we don't have to drag the war out any longer.
Example Two:
Michael: So I was playing poker with John the other night, and I had a three of a kind of fives on the last hand.
James: Did you win?
Michael: No. He pulled a goddamn straight flush out of his ass and won the game.
James. Damn man! He Falcon Punch'd you!
Teacher: The atomic bomb ended the war when it was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. In a sense, we basically Falcon Punch'd the Japanese so that we don't have to drag the war out any longer.
Example Two:
Michael: So I was playing poker with John the other night, and I had a three of a kind of fives on the last hand.
James: Did you win?
Michael: No. He pulled a goddamn straight flush out of his ass and won the game.
James. Damn man! He Falcon Punch'd you!
by John D. Heisenberg May 15, 2013
I was trying to find some space on the dance floor when I got booty punched by that plus sized woman
by GoodTimesNM February 04, 2011