lil pump gay

ur gae lol fag

carl: stfu lil pump gay
steven: dies

by lolbigname May 31, 2018

Pumpitrate

pumpitrated, pumpitrating, pumpitrates, (pumpitration)

Refers to rough sex, from "pump (weights)", and "penetration".

Origin unknown.

I was pumpitrated 8 times yesterday.

by retarded smurf May 30, 2004

pump the porpoise

slang term meaning to masterbate

when i get home i'm gonna pump the porpoise tonight!

by G60Corrado March 29, 2005

pumpernickle brown

some piece of shit beautiful cat that keeps running around my apartment

pumpernickle brown was in my apartment this afternoon and alex picked the nigga up by his back and threw him outdoors

by the real mark Stevens November 1, 2008

Pump My Maw

Hit MTV show in the style of Pimp My Ride, but instead of old, haggered, ugly cars, it's old, haggered, ugly mums, and they don't get pimped, they get pumped. Hosted by Dr Alex Morton (Totty).

Friend: "Did you watch Pump My Maw last night"
You: "Aye man, that ma got pure ridden"
Friend: "Fuck aye, massive pumpin', Totty pure bangs them maws hard."

Yer Maw: "I need a pumping"
You: "No mum"
Knock at door
You answer to find Totty standing in your doorway.
Dr Alex Morton: "I'm here to pump yer maw"
Yer maw gets a hard pumping.
You are mentally scarred.
Dr Alex Morton: "I pumped yer maw, it's wit a do."

by Totty is a sex pest March 3, 2009

Pumpa Slap

A Pumpa slap is were you slap somone who either adding insult to injury you or jus annoys you, before you slap them say "IM GUNNA PUMPA SLAP YOU BLED"

dave : " hahaha, u failed ur exams"
phil : "IM GUNNA PUMPA SLAP YOU"

*SLAAAPPPP*

by PeRU.graff September 23, 2009

pumper stumper

The act of two people taking simultaneous shits but not allowing their feces to drop. They must both touch their shits together.

An imminent rectal evacuation was necessary after a meal at Denny's. With only one toilet available, a jolly good time was had with a pumper stumper to contest priority to the shitter.

by Soupskin November 10, 2013