Pulling a Charise

to be attracted to someone of the opposite gender who was born a) in a different country than yours and b) at least two years after you. To carry out this action, one must make out with this individual for at least 10 minutes in a public place.

"I didn't hear from you last night."
"Yeah, sorry, I was pulling a Charise - I met these cute Belgian guys at a bar and then made out with one of them in Tompkins Park."
"Why didn't you just make out at the bar?"
"They couldn't get in, they didn't have a fake. How about you, what did you do?"
"I put the kids to bed."

by snifflebunny April 6, 2010

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Pulling a BP

the act or function of royally fucking something up good.
synonymous with screwing the pooch, catastrophic error or epic fail or snafu. . . .

Hey what did you do last night?
Not much, GF saw those pix from that trip to Vegas, wife saw the pix of the GF and boss found my porn stash on the company computer. . .

Oh, so you pretty much spent the entire day pulling a BP . . .

Yeah - pretty much

by Max Rule June 19, 2010

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pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun

To masturbate onesself to and emission, usually of great and satisfying proportions.

masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off

I saw this hot girl, but my mother was with me, so when I got home, I went to my room and blasted off by pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun.

by Holden_Magroin June 23, 2010

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